This Little Piggy Went to the Mall

Well, wouldn't you know it? A small porker, not meaning any harm to anyone, takes an afternoon outing to a major shopping mall, and what happens? The police go gonzo, respond with shotguns ready to blaze.

This wasn't exactly Osama bin Piggy that they were trying to track down. It was just a harmless little oinker probably looking for something dirty to wallow in -- perhaps the latest from N'Sync.

Reminds Spot of the old joke, "How Many Piggys Does it Take to Capture a Piglet?" In this case, not enough on the force.