
It's National Football League draft day, which means Spot has found a spot near the television to follow all of the "action." This year,
my assistant will get a lot less sleep between first-round picks because each team has only 10 minutes to decide. Drafts have lost a lot of their pace in recent years because the first rounds have lasted longer than the
Pleistocene epoch.
Several teams have been asking the Cincinnati Bengals about Chad Johnson, who has completely lost his mind since the end of last season. One report today said the Redskins called the Bengals last night and asked what it would take to get Chad. This was after the Bengals said no to a first-round pick this year and possibly another one next year. According to reports, the Bengals said they are not interested in trading Chad.
Along with the Redskins, their NFC East rivals in Dallas and Philadelphia have reportedly been interested in acquiring Ocho Stinko. The sports talk show hosts in the Dallas area have been openly speculating about what it would be like to have Chad and Terrell Owens on the same team.
Spot's advice: Be careful what you wish for. Chad Johnson has a personality that is naturally made for a future career in the media, and until the past eight months, he's been the toast of the town in Cincinnati for most of his career. But one thing has been true all along will remain true -- Chad is most interested in what is good for Chad. When Coach Marvin Lewis has forbidden him from his post-TD celebrations, he pouts, goes into a funk and withdraws. Success for the team is not as important as success for Chad, and that is not going to change if Chad changes teams. The bloom will be off the rose in Irving, Philadelphia, D.C. -- or wherever else Chad may land -- once he gets a penalty for celebrating after a TD and is reprimanded by a coach.
Spot's advice for the Bengals: TRADE CHAD! Turning down two first round picks doesn't make much sense. Mike Brown and Marvin Lewis are scoring lots of points with fans on Bengals blogs for not giving in to Chad, but those points don't translate to success on the field. Spot thinks the Bengals will wait until after June 1, when the $8.03-million salary cap hit the Bengals will take can be spread over two seasons instead of one.